Bandon Bridge

Explorer Tom Bandon Bridge has been crossing the river since 1778, widening up in 1838 because five arches weren't enough flex. It’s got those rusticated voussoirs looking like fancy bricks that went to university. Walk past slowly, like you're in a slow-motion film noir scene.

Explorer Tom Cobbles in Gully on MacSwiney Quay are high-quality nineteenth-century paving, which means they’re basically the VIP section of the street. They’re rare now because everyone else got replaced by something uglier and cheaper. Pick a stone and name it after your worst enemy, then step on it gently to show them who’s really in charge here.

Explorer Tom Bridge House in Coolfadda is right next to Bandon Bridge and has got sliding sash windows that probably slide a bit slower than they did back in 1820. Photo please!

Explorer Tom Bandon Methodist Church in Gully is showing off its Duke-funded fancy dress. The timber inside is so fancy it probably needs a hairbrush. Wave to the Duke and tell him his money bought us style, not just bricks.

Explorer Tom Riverside Hall in Knockbrogan was a Presbyterian church from 1847, now turned into apartments. It’s got lancet openings and pinnacles that are very neo-medieval. It used to be a school too, so I bet there are still chalk marks on the walls from angry teachers explaining fractions.

Explorer Tom Kilpadder Burial Ground is hiding in the pasture so deep it refuses to fall down or get found. The overgrowth is basically doing a great job of keeping secrets. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom Stone Circle in Templebryan North is nine stones forming a perfect circle of gossip. Four are still standing; the rest went home early. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.