Ballyreddy Graveyard

Explorer Tom Holy well in Ballyreddy would tell you it’s the best thing since sliced bread. It’s right next to a ringfort, so it’s basically a VIP club for ghosts. I’d ask it for directions, but it just giggles. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.

Explorer Tom Dysartmoon Church in Ballyneale would teach history by making you walk backwards while reciting dates. The ground level has risen so much you have to duck just to say hello. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Ballyneale House in Ballyneale was built on a bargain where the architect got paid in compliments and bad tea. It has bay windows that look like they’re judging your fashion choices. Take a breath of that air, it’s full of pretension.

Explorer Tom Clonamery Castle (the motte) refuses to fall down because it’s too lazy to pick a direction. It stands there like a pile of dirt that gave up. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.

Explorer Tom Common Alder would introduce itself as 'the king of the muddy bog' to any stranger nearby. It loves wet feet more than most people do, and it knows it too. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.