Ballyconnaught Ringfort

Explorer Tom Church in Mullennakill looks like it's having a mid-life crisis, standing there all dignified but secretly wondering where it went wrong. Tell its younger self to stop trying so hard. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom Holy well in Listerlin is where St Moling hid from his own fame. Ferns grew nearby, which is a bit lazy given he later became Bishop of Ferns. A hero nobody remembers but I do. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.

Explorer Tom Common Alder would introduce itself as 'the king of the muddy bog' to any stranger nearby. It loves wet feet more than most people do, and it knows it too. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Ritual site in Mullennakill features a rag tree that has seen more drama than your ex. A matchmaker once worked there, tying knots and making promises. The cross looks tired from all the attention. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Clonamery Castle in Clonamery has no official record, so make up its own story while you’re there. It would sue the council for letting the moss grow so thick. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Giant Sequoia claims to be older than the concept of 'tall' itself, which is probably an exaggeration but who’s counting? It stands there looking like it could shrug off a small earthquake without breaking a sweat. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Inistioge used to have a matchmaker working there, pairing off couples for eternity. She’s retired now, but the energy is still thick and romantic in the air. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.