Airdrie, Kirkbean

Explorer Tom Newmains has very strong opinions on modern buildings, mostly that they lack soul and too many square edges for its taste. It’s a farmhouse with a gate pier that acts like it’s the head of state for the whole lane. The house probably sighs every time a delivery van backs up into the garden without looking around properly. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Airdrie in Dumfries and Galloway has a stone axehead with no assigned period, which means it’s been waiting for someone to figure out what it’s actually for. Its name really means "Airy Tree," which is a bit of a stretch given it’s just a rock on the ground. It’s got that mysterious vibe but can’t commit to being anything specific. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom Ladyland in Prestonmill makes a weird creaking sound at night that sounds suspiciously like someone trying on new shoes inside the walls. It’s got a bit of a gothic novel vibe about it, but without the actual ghost to explain everything away properly. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Maxwellfield is a polished axehead that has been shiny for so long it’s starting to reflect its own insecurities. Saint Patrick would have looked at it and said, 'This needs more water,' which is why it’s still dry. It’s just a rock with great hair product applied to it. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.

Explorer Tom Wreaths Tower is currently being judged by the local sheep, who think it takes itself far too seriously for a pile of old stones. It’s got that 'don't touch' look that most medieval ruins wear like a cheap suit. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.